I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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