At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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