All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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