are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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