Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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