he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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