That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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