dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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