a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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