Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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