...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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