Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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