this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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