I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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