You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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