bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
