...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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