check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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