Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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