kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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