I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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