She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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