I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize