FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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