so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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