used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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