And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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