I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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