yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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