let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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