I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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