Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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