she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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