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What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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Cremation, why do you ask?

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I think we have a bit of a problem

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(440): View more from Ohio

tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.

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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Try me, you 5'5 gremlin

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