I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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