People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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