Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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