i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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