I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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