I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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