Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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