...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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