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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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