im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize