I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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