I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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