'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i dont even know how to be here
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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