He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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