so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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