at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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