aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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